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Calling all would-be pirates!

I've always wanted to be a pirate queen.* Who will crew with me?

We probably won't do much re: matters piratical, but that's okay. As dozens of Hollywood pirates have taught us, you don't actually have to pirate to be a pirate. We will be, I assure you, as doughty and brave and piratical a band of pirates as any other band of pirates by the sea.



* This is a lie. For several years I wanted to be Princess Leia. But after the follies of earliest youth faded, I realized I'd get shot at less as a pirate queen.

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issendai
Feb. 13th, 2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
Excellent! We shall provision you with the finest spices and wines from captured merchant vessels, and the whitest flour and rice (plus brown flour and rice--got to watch out for our health), and meats fine, juicy, and rare, and dry biscuits with weevils pre-planted. And you shall abuse us all and send us out for MORE GALINGALE AND THREE POUNDS OF WHITE TRUFFLES. It shall be splendid.

(I TOTALLY CAN. AND WILL.)

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