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Calling all would-be pirates!

I've always wanted to be a pirate queen.* Who will crew with me?

We probably won't do much re: matters piratical, but that's okay. As dozens of Hollywood pirates have taught us, you don't actually have to pirate to be a pirate. We will be, I assure you, as doughty and brave and piratical a band of pirates as any other band of pirates by the sea.



* This is a lie. For several years I wanted to be Princess Leia. But after the follies of earliest youth faded, I realized I'd get shot at less as a pirate queen.

Comments

alephz
Feb. 12th, 2011 02:32 pm (UTC)
I'll happily join up with your crew. As an accomplished Personal Space Pirate, I think you'll find me a handy addition.
issendai
Feb. 13th, 2011 11:12 pm (UTC)
Personal Space Pirate! Sweet! You can give lessons to the rest of the crew. (Why steal booty when we can make the other ship give it to us and be happy they did?)
alephz
Feb. 13th, 2011 11:46 pm (UTC)
Exactly!

Lesson one: Hover six inches from them while muttering "arrrr" constantly under your breath.

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