February 12th, 2011

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

Calling all would-be pirates!

I've always wanted to be a pirate queen.* Who will crew with me?

We probably won't do much re: matters piratical, but that's okay. As dozens of Hollywood pirates have taught us, you don't actually have to pirate to be a pirate. We will be, I assure you, as doughty and brave and piratical a band of pirates as any other band of pirates by the sea.

* This is a lie. For several years I wanted to be Princess Leia. But after the follies of earliest youth faded, I realized I'd get shot at less as a pirate queen.