In non-NaNo news, today I found a fellow who proved his absolute superiority to a forum full of people by telling them about the 5.9% APR credit card offer he got in the mail. Credit card companies offer such low rates only to people with superior earning capacity, you see.
(He lives at home and only recently got any kind of paying job. However, he plans to colonize the sea, so even though the details are secret, the banks recognize his superiority. I should note at this point that he's not psychotic; he's merely the kind who likes to use the word "genius" a lot.)