September 17th, 2005

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

Buttons for the taking

Are any of you Boston/Happy Valley folks interested in buttons? I'm getting rid of my old college stash. What I've got:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
Stop suicidal cavalry charges. Remember the 600. Just say Whoa.
The Shadow knows.
Something Wiccan this way comes.
Hard Rock Cafe
If God had meant people to be bisexual, there would be two sexes.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals--I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I killed and ate my inner child--tastes like chicken.
I don't care if I'm a lemming. I'm not going.
Cthulhu for President: If you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.

You can't be a figment of my imagination--I'd have done a better job.
That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast.
Mapping? No, I'm not mapping. I thought you were mapping.
The game master is not God. God is one of my little NPC's.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you.
Nice computers don't go down.

Seize the night: Carpe Noctem. I do more work after 2 a.m. than most people do all day.
Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place.
Attention Klingons: I howl and throw things.
Don't try to out-weird me--I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Kill the DM... No, SLOWLY kill the DM.
Don't bother me--I'm playing with my mental blocks.
Hello, Agent Mulder. I hear you're looking for aliens. You can call me the Doctor.
I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.
I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again.
I've made such a terrible mess of things... and all I wanted to do was rule the universe.
It's possible to use karate against a swarm of plankton--but it won't help.

If you want any, post 'em up here. First come, first serve.