August 9th, 2005

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

It's the white hair, I think.

The fangirls have changed Voldemort into a luscious bishonen with flowing white hair.

Never has canon rape looked so good.

I'm not sure where the whole "Voldemort is a sex god" thing came from, and I know darn tootin' that there's no support from canon, but y'know, canon!Voldemort is a greebly gummy desiccated spirit-thing with a boringly classic case of psychopathy. If the fanbrats want to tweak him a little to make him a bundle of man-glory with a thing for Confessions of a Teenaged Drama Queen, that's okay. Really.

Just cut out the Nagini pictures, okay? They're... disturbing.