June 22nd, 2005

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

Well, damn it!

401 scammers have gotten savvier. They won't agree to marry a tender-hearted American without talking to her on the phone. Even with their lives on the line and the populace of Sierra Leone banging down their door to get at their $8.8 billion! I never.

The scammers of a year or two ago would never have been so insulting as to try to talk to me.

How am I supposed to catch a husband now?