May 25th, 2005

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

Style crisis in Cubeville

I just discovered that our new cubes are going to be greeny-gray and greeny-yellow, with beige counters.

This is savagery. Barbary apes would not live in such circumstances. I cannot work under these conditions.

A trip to Chinatown must be made for appropriate wall coverings, then a trip to Crate and Barrel, Hope, Anthropologie, and Gargoyles for proper accessories. I may even invest in matching potholders for days when I nuke my lunch. Will also have to arrange a series of mirrors to bring in natural light and an outdoor view. There is much to consider. If one must work in a cube farm, then one may as well work in style.