March 14th, 2005

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

You know you're a design ho when...'re tempted to fast-forward through the combat scenes in Lord of the Rings because there are no interiors in them.

(In other news, Edoras has the fanciest stables in known creation. My living room isn't that ornate. The Queen of England's living room isn't that ornate. Liberace's living room wasn't that ornate. Pierre et Gilles' living room... is that ornate. But the Edoras stables have higher ceilings and fewer sculptural portraits of the owners as mermen, so they still win.)