January 2nd, 2005

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

Batman Forever, or, Cultural icons! on! crack!

Batman would be more intimidating if he could turn his head in the batsuit.

How in hell do they get to the tops of skyscrapers? Do their batagrapples have homing devices? Or do they spend most of their time aiming repeatedly and hoping that no one notices the trail of broken windows?

Why is Robin in body armor? Doesn't it defeat the purpose of being an acrobat?

And why, in the name of the Mother of God, WHY DOES THE ROBIN SUIT HAVE NIPPLES?