January 1st, 2005

satyr, drool you bastards, bosom

Fetch me my clashing Spandex and a leather jacket.

Have spent this evening drinking mudslides while reading superhero comic scans. Have given up futile pursuit of Jedihood. Will now spend former gym time hanging about in front of shelves of chemicals and radioactive spiders in a thunderstorm while being cloned in the 30th century in the name of Athena.

Think I may want to be Superboy when I grow up.