I'm drifting through week 3 of my homegrown low-carb diet, and the most valuable thing I've learned is that low-carb diets are more satisfying if you break them.

It's inevitable that you'll break them, anyway, because there is nothing to eat. ( I whine at length about it. )

Oh, screw it. It's lunchtime. Pass me a dead animal and the sugarfree barbecue sauce.